Limerick Dating Do’s

Do Limericks turn into Love?
​I wrote this ditty of a limerick for a funny review to leave on someone I was/am talking to on  a dating website.  Yes folks, I am attempting to date, working to my goal of a functional relationship. Go Me!
So far, dates -1. Stand ups-2  Connections – 0
Wrote this for a man I have been talking to, who is smart, funny, and well….I wrote this for him for fun…

Phd Tall as a Tree

Well well what can I say
when he’s on he’s on..and ready to play,

With who? With what? Did you ask where?

girl fish or mermaid

Prawny / Pixabay

Ouch oh yeah,Oh yeah he does,
he likes to pull on hair

Line up ladies, I’ll show you how
brains and seduction work
First you hold my feather duster,
and I will polish all the wood.

Up and down, round and round
is how I get to working
Oh my my is that a leg.
it’s definitely not a gherkin

My mind is wired a little faulty,
Yes it’s a little twisted
Such a muddy pond of players games
yet we all just keep on fishing

I may call dibs, and stake my claim
He’s different than his brothers
the rest of you splish splash away
Ty cat fishing with the others

Prawny / Pixabay

So many words, and sarcastic banter,
Lets not forget the laughter
you can look it up, if you don’t believe me
if you feel you really have to,
It’s in this thing that’s quite profound,
he calls his dictionary
collegiate thick and quite big around
close your eyes if it scares you
So many words you can’t fit in
His pen stroke goes on forever
He makes a  basket of sentences
To carry you off like a bandit
So listen ladies

cartoon man with a book

Prawny / Pixabay

I’m here to say,
He’s really not so scary…
On the Plateau of the Cumberland
Painting walls with dirty words
He’s Ripe, He’s randy and he’s ready
for the taking.